Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Wal-Mart Greeter Rant, Part Deux

I can't believe that I almost forgot to tell you the funniest part about the Wal-Mart Bag Nazi!

(Oh, and yes, Alison, she's the short, gray-haired, frowny one.)

(And, Aaron, I too thought ignoring her would be an effective strategy but she chased me down and accosted me!)

Ok, so you know I had a garage sale a few weeks ago with Amber and Stephanie. So I'm sittin' there mindin' my own business when I notice this familiar-looking lady shopping our stuff. I'm trying to figure out where I know her from when I notice that she is leaving...without a bag, I might add! As she walks by me she says, "If you all shop at Wal-Mart be sure to put all your stuff in bags because they make us check 'em."

Are you kidding me?!

Lady, you need to chill.

I also forgot to show you my beautiful lilies:

They have nothing to do with Wal-Mart Bag Ladies whatsoever. I just like them. They make me happy.

And Wal-Mart Bag Ladies don't.


Carpoolqueen said...

The WalMart bag lady scares me slightly. Your lilies, however, inspire me.

mer@lifeat7000feet said...

That IS funny...and yet sorta not. You're right, she needs to chill.

buscher3 said...

I thought so! I got stopped by her today at walmart. I laughed when I saw her coming over b/c I thought of your post yesterday. She moved faster than I've ever seen her move before...to make sure we weren't lifting a 24 pack of nestle water. I thought she was going to run us down. Come on...I think there are a few other things I might think of first if I ever chose to steal something. Water?? Really??

Stephanie @ My Answered Prayer said...

That's where I heard that!!!! I know exactly who you are talking about.