Saturday, July 25, 2009

Once Upon A Time

Once upon a time there was a little dog named Tess who thought she was a big dog. This little dog was doted on by her entire family. Tess was spoiled rotten and got too big for her britches.

One of Tess' very favorite activities, other than chewing up her Mommy's favorite flip flops, was to pretend that she was a very fierce watchdog.

"Ding-dong!" went the doorbell.

"Arf! Arf!" said Tess.

"Whirrrr!" went the Swiffer mop.

"Ruff!" said Tess.

"Swoosh" went the dust mop.

"Grrr!" said Tess.

Of all the household items that Tess hated most, the vacuum cleaner was the one appliance that refused to cower in her presence.

One day, Tess' daddy decided to vacuum. This made Tess' mommy very happy.

This made Tess very angry.

"Bark! Bark! Growl!" said Tess to the vacuum cleaner.

"Zoom! Zoom!" went the vacuum cleaner as it chased Tess.

"ArfArfArfArfARF!" shrieked Tess as the vacuum cleaner sucked up the end of her tail.

"Bwahahahaha!" laughed Tess' daddy.

Thus ends the tale (or tail) of how a little dog named Tess developed a healthy respect for the vacuum cleaner and they all lived happily ever after.


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Jennifer said...

Great tale!!

Props to hubs for vacuuming!!

Amber said...


Poor Tessy Baby.

Stephanie @ My Answered Prayer said...

That's hilarious!

Caitlin said...

And where was i????