The question posed by the infamous Rascal Raiser was this:
If you were forced to transform into a toy for the rest of your life, which toy would you be? Why?
My immediate thought was "Why, Malibu Barbie, of course!"
Who wouldn't want to be unrealistically, perfectly beautiful and live in a Dream House and drive a cool pink convertible? But then I thought, "Do I really want to try to maintain perfection the rest of my life?"
Nah. And let's face it, Ken is just way to metrosexual for my taste. Now G.I. Joe, there's a manly man!
So then I thought, "Mrs. Potato Head. That's it!" She doesn't have to worry about her figure because, hello, SHE'S A POTATO!" And when Mr. Potato Head gets on her nerves she can don her angry eyes and rip his lips off.
Ok, so maybe that's a little too violent.
And then it hit me...
I'd be a Slinky!
What could be better than that?! No one really expects too much out of a Slinky. It does one thing and does it really well so there's no pressure. AND someone always carries it UPSTAIRS and it only has to go DOWN by itself and even then it just has to let gravity do its thing.
It's the ultimate in laziness.
I love it.
And now you have that obnoxious song stuck in your head.