"Do not hold the kittens unless you ask me!
If I say yes, you'll get to keep the kittens.
Then you will give them back when I want them.
If they are asleep, do not even bother to ask!
And if you're holding them and they fall asleep, put them up or give them to me.
Please sign here."
There are blank lines for their signatures which they signed "No" and "No, m'am."
Not one to be daunted, Caitlin tries again:
"Don't keep the kittens over 5 minutes.
If you do, I'll tell dad that you're hogging the cats and they are MINE.
So if you agree, sign here
"If you disagree, tell me and we'll work it out."
No dice on that one either.
"Do not even hold kittens.
Short, sweet and to the point. I like that.