Hayley: Hey, Mom, our commercial is going to be really funny. I play a girl with a Cajun accent.
Me: Cajun? Really? I had no idea you even knew what a Cajun sounds like.
Hayley: (begins demonstrating her "accent" which sounded a lot less Paul Prudhomme and a bit more Snookie from Jersey Shores .)
Me: Oh, you mean New Jersey. That's not Cajun.
Hayley: But I thought Cajuns lived in that other New place...
Hayley: Yeah, New Orleans. Whatever, it's close.
Me: No, not close at all . So you're doing the New Jersey accent instead?
Hayley: No, I'm doing the Cajun one.
Me: No, you're not. You're doing a New Jersey accent.
Hayley: But don't Cajuns live in New Jersey?
She soooo needs to be homeschooled.