More intelligent conversations around our house...
(Hayley, Caitlin and I are all in the kitchen and Hayley is reaching for a glass of water.)
Hayley: My teacher said that drinking water makes you smarter.
Me: He's full of crap.
(Yes, we use the word crap. We also watch Spongebob and occasionally dance to Lady Gaga. Deal with it.)
Hayley: Well, he said it makes your brain think faster or something.
Caitlin: Faster isn't smarter-- you could be thinking dumb things.
(Later Caitlin and I are watching American Idol and a guy appears on stage blowing on a strange, ginormous pipe-like instrument that is painted in bright colors with aboriginal markings on it.)
Caitlin: Hey! That's a didgeridoo!
Me: (thinking to myself) She's full of crap.
Randy Jackson: (to the singer) Hey, dawg! That didgeridoo was hot!
(I look at Caitlin and she rolls her eyes as if to say, "What? You doubted me?!")