Oh, I am giddy about the Big Day tomorrow! It should be an historic election of gargantuan proportions!
I love a good hyperbole.
I thought I'd share some of the races I'll be keeping my eye on tomorrow night. I know you are all dying to know who I'm rooting for.
Rooting for...it sounds like I'm getting ready to watch a big game. Unfortunately, politics HAS become a game, and I don't actually like the Democrats OR the Republicans. They are all a bunch of big-government, progressive weasels. I'd like to give them all a big, giant foam finger. That being said, I'll be wearing red and rootin' for the Republicans tomorrow since I believe the Democrats have already sold their souls to George Soros. Time will tell if the "Tea Party" Republicans sell out too.
So some of my favorite races to watch tomorrow night are:
Nevada-Senate race: It will be HISTORIC (and hilarious) if Tea-Party favorite Sharron Angle beats Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid. Reid is an elitist, arrogant jerk. Go Sharon!
Delaware-Senate race: It would be so awesome if Christine O'Donnell could beat Chris Coons. At first I thought she was a little kooky, and she may well be, but she started to grow on me. And I have to root for anybody who's been treated by the media like she has been. I love an underdog.
Florida-Senate race: I am a HUGE fan of Marco Rubio. Dare I say he seems...presidential?! Meeks seems like a decent fellow but Crist is a shameless dirtbag.
California-Governor: I don't know much about Meg Whitman but she does have one really, REALLY important qualification--she's NOT Jerry Brown.
California-Senate race: I think I like Carly Fiorina. And I know I don't like Barbara "Call Me Senator" Boxer. I'd like to call her "Former Senator Boxer".
Alaska-Senate: Joe Miller seems like a decent guy. Lisa Murkowski seems to be a spoiled brat throwing a temper tantrum over not winning the Republican nomination.
Ohio-Governor: John Kasich. I've always liked him.
Connecticut-Governor: What the h-e- double-hockey stick is wrong with you Connecticut? How is Richard Blumenthal even in the running against Linda McMahon? Not that I'm a big fan of Linda's but HELLO!, Blumenthal is an unprincipaled moron.
Arkansas-House: I'm pulling for Beth Anne Rankin. I went to college with her and she's a lovely person. And Mike Ross is not.
Arkansas-Senate: I can't wait to retire Blanche Lincoln! Woo Hoo! John Boozman!
Colorado-Governor: A win by Tom Tancredo would be amazing.
Kentucky-Senate: I really like Rand Paul.
Pennsylvania-Senate: I hope Pat Toomey can pull out a win over Joe Sestak.
Wisconsin-Senate: I will be so delighted to see Russ Feingold lose.
Arizona-House: Ruth McClung is my choice. She's a physicist. I like physicists. (Head nod to Mr. Rascalraiser.)
Florida-House: Please, please Florida. Go vote for Dan Webster. Alan Grayson is a hate-mongering psycho. Would you like for me to tell you how I really feel?
Massachusetts-House: Mass, what is your deal?! How is Sean Bielat not winning against Barney "Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac are not in a crisis situation" Frank?!
So there you go. I know your life is more complete now that you know where I stand on these races. I've got my race-tracking lists printed and the Hubs and I will be popping some corn and sipping hot cocoa tomorrow night watching the results roll in!
Woo hoo! Go Big Red!